We remember in the early 2000s when the guitarist for Limp Bizkit quit and the search for a replacement took the form of
open auditions in Guitar Centers across the country. Prospective Bizkits had to play original material, which was recorded, and sign an obligatory waiver. Not only did the shrewd Durst eschew all the contestants in favor of the "guy from Korn"--
as internet theorists claim -- he had an album's worth of riffs to steal without liability. In this spirit, we would like to publicize the 2010
Walmart Better Living Business Plan Challenge!
