Unattainable Standards of Yuppiedom

I'll Teach You How To Stride Ahead
Go to Union Sq. GreenMarket
Buy the freshest, localest, organic veggies
Carrots are Orange optional
Beets don't come from a can
Taste them and smile/NYC is twee

Personal soundtrack is important
Some bluegrassy banjo shit with indie guitar/vox over it
Stride back home in a taxi/It makes me whole again
Everyone in NYC should live in the East Village



Now I cook/Stride Ahead
Rocking butcher block and stainless steel
Harpsichord and piano jam out

The dining room overlooks a balcony
Rinse lettuce/radicchio in sink, dry
// Natural Light //
The way I roast and store vegetables is better than the way you roast and store vegetables

Hubby trades derivatives/sells blood diamonds/kills people for their organs
I volunteer at a nonprofit 3 times a week/Stride Ahead
Karmically we break even
Fuck Deborah Madison/I am your new god