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You are unfortunately wasting your time reading drivel that never should have been Pollacked out there on the internetz in the first place. BloggyBlog strives to inhabit all of the cliches of modern blogdom -- alternating their meanings between ironically and genuinely. The first person plural tense will be used ironically, because we at Bloggy Blog think this is the best way to entertain you, the reader. Note that we will refer to you in the second person singular, implying that the multitudes of bloggers employed by Bloggy Blog are only read by one person. (Are we that one person? Probably.) We're unpopular like that. Have you picked up on our excessive self-depreciation yet? If you are thinking that using the first person plural tense is the only reason we are writing this blog, you are correct. Also, fake german will be used as much as possible, and 100% of Bloggy Blog will be reportedly written inside an independent cafe with free Wi-Fi.
You are unfortunately wasting your time reading drivel that never should have been Pollacked out there on the internetz in the first place. BloggyBlog strives to inhabit all of the cliches of modern blogdom -- alternating their meanings between ironically and genuinely. The first person plural tense will be used ironically, because we at Bloggy Blog think this is the best way to entertain you, the reader. Note that we will refer to you in the second person singular, implying that the multitudes of bloggers employed by Bloggy Blog are only read by one person. (Are we that one person? Probably.) We're unpopular like that. Have you picked up on our excessive self-depreciation yet? If you are thinking that using the first person plural tense is the only reason we are writing this blog, you are correct. Also, fake german will be used as much as possible, and 100% of Bloggy Blog will be reportedly written inside an independent cafe with free Wi-Fi.
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